Writing
Tactical DTC marketing essays
Every piece I've written on Meta and TikTok performance, attribution, creative, and the unit economics that actually move scale. Published weekly on Substack. Linked here so you can scan the whole library at once.
20 essays
Field studies and templates
The data behind the essays
Longer studies and working templates, each pulled from real managed spend rather than secondary sources.
The DTC Static Ad System
Every active ad from 106 DTC, ecommerce and consumer brands, 67,852 of them, pulled and classified. Statics are 55.6% of everything running, and 64.8% amon...
DTC Brand Value & Capital Calculator
What your brand is worth, what actually hits your bank account, and what your capital really costs. A valuation model that builds your multiple out of the...
Meta Scaling Stages 2026
The four stages of a Meta account, from "$10K a month and nothing sticks" to "$5M a month and boring on purpose." Twenty-six dimensions scored per stage, s...
The DTC Landing Page Teardown
Every landing page behind the paid social of 20 DTC brands, classified and counted. 11,999 live ads, 266 destinations, six axes of classification. What the...
The First Customer P&L
The fully-loaded DTC P&L that exposes what platform CPA hides. Every cost of acquiring a new customer (media, creative, whitelisting, fees, fulfillment) an...
The Creative Analytics Stack
The complete architecture of a multi-tenant dashboard that turns raw Meta, Northbeam, and Triple Whale exports into creative performance insight. One Postg...
The Curtis Howland Collection
The 18 essays from Curtis's Substack that operators keep coming back to. Meta ads, attribution, creative, and DTC unit economics. Pulled out of the archive...
Video Reach Quadrant
A Claude skill that turns a Meta Ads Manager CSV export into a single decision chart. Plots each video ad on cost per 1,000 people reached vs ThruPlay rate...
The 3x3x3 Creative Matrix
A Claude skill that turns one product into 27 tested creative concepts on purpose. One product splits three times: 3 personas, 3 angles each, 3 formats (UG...
Script to Diorama Ad
A Claude skill that turns a brand and script into a miniature tilt-shift diorama ad. A handmade toy-scale world where the everyday chore shrinks to a charm...
Script to Vox-Style Ad
A Claude skill that turns a voice-over script into a finished Vox-style hand-cut paper-collage explainer or ad. Claude splits the script into beats, invent...
E-commerce Ad Copy Loop
A Claude skill that turns your Meta ads export into a copy performance readout and a shortlist of fresh primary text to test next. Built around the insight...
Creative Angle Gap Map
A Claude skill that takes your reviews, your competitors' reviews, and your ad performance CSV, and outputs one heatmap. Every angle your customers ask for...
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